"Have you heard what other marketers are saying?"

"Just before the famous StomperNet launch, everything was in doubt. We cornered John for advice, and in just a few minutes he provided such clarity that the fog melted away... and I was finally able to write the pitch that made Internet marketing history, with record results. That's twice he's helped me -- long ago, when I was broke, clueless and desperate, I somehow found John's 'Kick Ass' course... and halfway through, a calm confidence came over me. I told my wife that everything was going to be all right, because this really made sense. When John talks about changing your life, he's not kidding around."

Frank Kern, The Mass Control System [Full Disclosure: We received this quote from Frank before he was "the Frank Kern", the well-known marketing expert. I had yet to meet him when he first bought and read my course. We are now colleagues and affiliates, and we recommend each other's materials.]

"Brings In The Results!"

" I love your outlook, and your advice cracks me up while bringing in the results."

Tom Venuto, NJ

John Reese Says:

"John Carlton is one of the best marketers in marketing HISTORY. I have learned a ton from him... and you should soak up everything from him that you can. It will only help you make more money from your Internet marketing efforts."

John Reese [Full Disclosure: We did not yet know or work with John Reese when he sent in this quote. We are now affiliates and colleagues.]

"Massive Breakthrough!"

" I had a massive breakthrough reading your stuff, John. What you taught me generated thousands in extra sales in just 2 weeks! Thanks again."

Jeff Gardner, TX (Update: "After a full month, my take is now even bigger! Note to self: Follow John's advice!")

"Free Money!"

"Amazing! My web site conversion rate has nearly DOUBLED, just from what you've taught me. And guess what? Also following your advice, I tested a much higher price... and the conversion rate was not affected at all. That's FREE MONEY without any extra work! You were right, John."

Michael Norman, UK

"Worked So Good It Was Scary!"

"Just finished a 1,000 trial mailing with new copy using Carlton's concepts. It worked so good it was scary."

Dr. John M. La Tourrette, OR

"I Stalk Your Ads"

"Dear John: I consider your copywriting to be so influential on my success, that I've literally stalked your ads and sales letters, purchased countless products and services to get on lists... solely so I could collect (and study) the sales letters that you write. This practice has been like a real-world 'Harvard Business School' education for me. And I know dozens of millionaire business people and successful "guru's" that quietly keep an eye on you, follow all that you do, and consider you a major influence on their success."

Ben Cummings, Park Place Publishing, NY

"You've Helped My Ads Get Wicked-Good"

"Phenomenal content. Of all the marketing, advertising and copywriting experts I pay attention to, John Carlton is by far the most articulate and passionate and knowledgeable (and funny). I get more value just from your hilarious, ballsy stories alone than from the serious efforts of most other gurus. Man, you've helped my advertising get wicked-good."

Joe Polish, Piranha Marketing [Full Disclosure: Joe has been a trusted colleague for many years.]"

"Carlton Got Me FIRED!"

"I had a cush job at one of the world's largest ad agencies. Then I found John's materials, and discovered the how to SELL, not just win awards. The agency hated my new style and gave me the boot. Which was a good thing -- my first year on my own, I'm on pace to earn more than my yearly salary at the agency. Thanks, John."

Matt Marshall, freelance copywriter


"Pure Gold"

"I've written pieces that have pulled in millions of dollars. Yet, when I sit down to write copy,I pull out my swipe file of John Carlton's stuff, and study it like my life depended on it. He is one of the few true experts in advertising. Pure gold."  

Caleb O'Dowd, Florida


"I Use This Every Time I Write For The Web"

"My highlighter ran out 6 pages into Section 7! This course is going on my A+ shelf of resources I use every time I write a sales letter for my web sites."

Yanik Silver, Surefire Marketing [Full Disclosure: Yanik was not a colleague at the time of this quote when he bought my course, but is an affiliate now, and we recommend each other's materials.]

Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero Says:

"When my copywriting business was operating in the red in 2003, I bit the bullet and and invested in John's stuff. Best business decision I ever made. Know why? I started making money. Lots of it. The subled tweaks and step-by-step systems I learned from John shot conversion rates through the roof. And I confidently raised my fees by 60% because of everything I learned from him... and my fees continue to rise."

Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero, Red-Hot Copy [Full Disclosure: Lorrie was not a colleague of ours when she bought and read my course. However, she later got our attention, and has been a trusted colleague for years, and is now a respected teacher in our Simple Writing System mentoring program.]

"John Helped Me Dominate An Entire Asian Market"

"Studying John Carlton's writing, and adapting it to Japanese culture, has allowed me todominate an entire Asian market. It's just unbelievable what you can do when you learn what's in John's amazing bag of tricks."

Markus Kuroda, Japan


"Quitting My Day Job"

"Two months ago I had little hope of making it in this business. Now, after taking John's specific advice, I'm quitting my day job and doing this full time."

April Morelock, Indiana


"Exact Info, Not Found Anywhere Else"

"This is the exact information I wanted, but couldn't find anywhere else!You covered everything the other guru's neglect. I'm keeping your stuff close by."

Wendy Baldwin


"Forget College -- Study John's Advice"

"What I learned in an afternoon from John allowed me to earn more money than did my entire college education. I can't tell you how dramatically this has changed my life! My ads now cook and pull like crazy."

James Curley, CA [Full Disclosure: James is a partner at a former client of mine, and he's gotten so good that I've both hired him to write for my business, and asked him to be a teacher in the Simple Writing System mentoring program.]."


Studies Carlton's Copy

"I study Carlton's copy like a 14 year-old boy reads Playboy. Completely dazzled, entranced and full of desire. I've read hundreds of books on marketing and copywriting and make my living with it... so I know how to separate the wheat from the chaff in this business. Every time I think I've hit the nail on the head with my copy, I read one of John's letters and realize how much farther I could go. Ouch... it hurts to say that... but it's true."

Michael Jans, President of Insurance Profit Systems, Inc.


What A Boardroom Founder Says:

"Great copywriters are proven because consumers vote with their money. That's why guys like John are so expensive, and so valuable. This is seriously important information for your business. There are only a handful of writers in John's league. I read this book as soon as I got my hands on it."

Ken Glickman, Boardroom, Inc.



"Your course is fantastic. My sales are way up and I am only now getting started fine tuning and testing."

William McCreedy, Futures Trading Secrets


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