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The course that turned John Carlton from a hidden secret weapon into

"The Most Ripped-Off Writer on the Web."


Looking for an “Insider” Shortcut Guide to Creating Sensational Ads that will Supercharge Your Business, Your Wealth, and Your Life (even if you flunked English)?

Breakthrough, Specific, and Proven Advice that can turn
ads that Suck into ads that Rock… Starting TODAY!....

... because for the first time EVER, the entire course, and all of the bonuses,

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Best part: You can check everything out for "FREE" if you choose!

If you’re looking for an “insider” shortcut guide to creating
sensational ads that will supercharge your business,
your wealth, and your life (even if you flunked English)...

...then you’ve gotta read every word on this page

Because What You’re About to Discover... 
Will Bring You Whatever You Desire in Life!

Because What You’re About to Discover... Will Bring You Whatever You Desire in Life!

Buckets of money…

the awe and respect of people who now doubt you…

a new home… a fresh start… the love of your life…

almost anything at all...

You can attain it with…
The Powerful, Simple Secrets of
Master Salesmanship!

You can attain it with…
The Powerful, Simple Secrets of Master Salesmanship!

And when you multiply that salesmanship by using it in your advertising, you can move the world.

It doesn’t matter if you’re a veteran entrepreneur, an overwhelmed or confused business owner, or a budding rookie eager to devour every possible shortcut…

… the quickest way to transform your business (and your life) is to master the art of selling.

But salesmanship is not taught in school. The “average Joe” couldn’t sell a life preserver to a drowning man. And it’s a crying shame.

That’s why John Carlton created...
“Kick-Ass Copywriting Secrets of a Marketing Rebel”

What he reveals in this one-of-a-kind course are the advanced salesmanship techniques that have not changed since the beginning of time. Guys in togas were using these basic principles to earn fortunes selling chariots in ancient Rome.

You’re seeing the same expert techniques at work on millions of websites, late-night infomercials, long-running magazine ads, and multi-million dollar “snail mail” direct response letters that transform simple entrepreneurs into fabulously wealthy moguls.

The reason?

Great Salesman Use the Unchanging 
Psychology of Being Human! 

Great Salesman Use the Unchanging Psychology 
of Being Human! 

The secrets to selling anything is to create trust, weave a believable story, justify the expense, and help fulfill a burning need in your customer.

That burning need is what cuts through the natural resistance we all have to spending money — especially spending money on something we cannot hold in our hands (which is always the case when you're selling online).

That burning need overcomes all objections, all doubt, all second thoughts. The customer doesn’t want what you’re selling… he needs it. Urgently. Can’t wait.

Stoking that burning need is what separates the great salesmen (who become wealthy) from the mediocre (who forever struggle).

Most people in business, when pressed, can get a potential customer to say:

"Yes, what you have there is certainly interesting..."

But they cannot “close the deal”. They don’t know how to fuel the need enough to have cash exchange hands.

Look. You can show anyone how to hit a golf ball — you just take a club and whack the little dimpled thing.

But to play golf well… to make the ball go where you want it to go… you need the inside secrets you will not discover casually on your own.

It’s the same with salesmanship. Just because you are now in the position of having to sell something...

"Pure Gold"

"I've written pieces that have pulled in millions of dollars. Yet, when I sit down to write copy, I pull out my swipe file of John Carlton's stuff, and study it like my life depended on it. He is one of the few true experts in advertising. Pure gold."

Caleb O'Dowd,

...The Advanced, Mega-Powerful Secrets Do Not Appear to You Magically.

You need a guide.

“Kick-Ass Copywriting Secrets of a Marketing Rebel” is that guide.

This course takes you by the hand and leads you past the hellhole of bad marketing and incompetent salesmanship…

… around the smoking wreckage 

… and directly to the sort of ethical wealth and heavenly happiness that will bring you to tears.

Let me tell you all about it.

This is the “insider” course John wishes was around when he was starting out. Learning even one or two of these secrets would have short-cut his own success by… oh… five… maybe ten years. Probably more.

Joe Polish,  Says: "You've Helped My Ads Get Wicked-Good"

"Phenomenal content. Of all the marketing, advertising and copywriting experts I pay attention to, John Carlton is by far the most articulate and passionate and knowledgeable (and funny). I get more value just from your hilarious, ballsy stories alone than from the serious efforts of most other gurus. Man, you've helped my advertising get wicked-good."

[Full Disclosure: Joe has been a trusted colleague for many years.]

Joe Polish,
Piranha Marketing

Included in this Best-Selling Manual are Secrets Most Businesses Will Never Discover… such as:

Included in this Best-Selling Manual are Secrets Most Businesses Will Never
 Discover… such as:

The 10 instantly-effective secrets of a copywriter who was forced to create successful ads… or starve! (John calls it “Gun To The Head Copywriting.”)

The amazing “Lazy Businessman’s 3-Step Shortcut” to creating your first world-class ad. (How to quickly tap into the hidden salesmanship skills you already have and turn them into white-hot sales copy.)

How to sell to more customers in a day than you could personally meet in a year!

How to use the ancient “Function of Seduction” secrets in your advertising to make people desperate to open their wallets and give you money! (It’s the amazing “lost” secret of all great salesmen and all intensely-successful wealth-building marketing.)

How to find the head-turning hook that reels customers into your ad like crazy! (John will show you how to be the one thing your prospect reads today that gets his blood pumping and makes him crave what you’re selling. His adrenaline levels won’t go down until he’s sent you money.)

How to nail the passionate “sweet spot” of your customer with master sales copy! (You’ll gain instant trust because he feels you’re “just like family”.)

The one envelope that no one in the history of civilization has ever NOT opened! (Applying this idea to email subject lines will explode your open rates.)

How to write a killer headline that stops your intended audience cold! (Find the right “trigger” words that will smack your reader in the ass and force them to drop everything to read your ad.)

Why your fortune depends on some basic “street savvy”… and how to get it quickly even if you’ve led the most boring life in town. (A unique secret to turning your overlooked personality and the way people actually talk to each other into huge piles of cash!)

Very simple tactic to double your profits overnight!

(An astonishingly easy technique well-used by smart businessmen… but ignored by 99% of other marketers!)

How to close “high ticket” deals for obscenely-large amounts of money -- even in an ad where your prospect can’t see or hold your product!

11 proven examples of successful advertising concepts you can use immediately (no matter what business you’re in)… plus a Proven Template for your own mega-pulling website! (An astonishing “how to do it yourself” shortcut map.)

Why your new “back end” will be the most profitable part of every sale. (The quickest and most fun “warp-speed education” on multiplying your income you’ll ever get!)

How to create your own perfect product over a short weekend… so you can start earning your fortune even if you don’t have a real business or anything to sell yet!

The Marketing Rebel’s Million Dollar Bag of Tricks — 54 proven sales-boosting secrets straight from the trenches… where they bring in massive cash-flow, every day, for the most successful businesses and entrepreneurs in the world!

A quickie “Idiot’s Guide” to consumer psychology! (Instantly understand exactly what makes your customer tick… and learn how to tickle their “consumer hot buttons” to the point of frenzy.)

How to sell yourself! (Yes, these over-the-top salesmanship secrets will change every aspect of your life, no matter what you need — be it love, money, respect or a fresh start.)

And...The mysterious force behind every dollar bill in the universe that can hook you into an almost magical stream of cash-flow! (Even conservative, prominent and well-known business owners use this spooky tactic. It’s the biggest “x-factor” in rapid success, completely hidden from most people.)

That’s just a small sample of
what you’ll find....

Perry Marshall,  says: "John's input on my website increased my flow of sales leads by 50%."

"Also, his advice to trash my sales letter and start fresh (with very specific instructions on how to do it) DOUBLED my sales conversion rate! He was right -- this gets exciting, fast."

Perry Marshall,
Internet Marketing Pioneer

There are 18 sections in this course… each designed to short-cut your education... and give you the exact super-detailed road map  you need to start writing your own earth-shaking copy and create your own ridiculously-successful marketing campaigns.

PLUS.... there are bonus sections to make sure you understand exactly how to apply every lesson and example to the Web. (John remains one of the few “classic” veterans who is wired into the red-hot center of Internet marketing — it’s why John gets invited to speak at so many Internet marketing seminars.)

Also included are audio files of John talking you through the entire course. You can listen in your car, or stream them to your headphones at home.  (Many people find that listening helps them learn faster and retain more.)

I Don’t Care if You’ve Never Written a Word of Sales Copy Before in Your Life.

Or if you’re just starting out. Or if you’ve taken six other businesses straight into bankruptcy. Or even if you haven’t got a clue what you want to sell, or where.

None of that matters.

The ONLY thing that matters… is your desire to get started. To start writing ads that bring in sales and cash and new customers in a flood, fast and furious.

This isn’t brain surgery. You might be able to figure it all out on your own. Eventually.

Or you can take advantage of the 20+ years John’s already invested in hard work, hanging out with and learning from the greatest minds in advertising, making, and repeating jaw-dropping successes.

(Yes, he’s made his fair share of mistakes. Maybe more than his fair share. Would you rather learn from those, or repeat them all yourself?)

Ken Glickman Says:

"Great copywriters are proven because consumers vote with their money. That's why guys like John are so expensive, and so valuable. This is seriously important information for your business. There are only a handful of writers in John's league. I read this book as soon as I got my hands on it."

Ken Glickman,
Boardroom Inc.

There is Absolutely "NO" Sane Reason Why You Should Waste Years of Your Own Life Attempting to Cover this Same Ground!

This is the course John would have killed to own when he started out. But you don’t have to take anyone out to get your hands on it. Simply click below to order Kick-Ass Copywriting Secrets of a Marketing Rebel.

And, of course, your order is covered by our… 100% No Questions Asked, Money Back Guarantee

Order Your Kick-Ass Copywriting Secrets
of a Marketing Rebel Course Right Now!

In something like 15 seconds we'll email you a link to the complete course. You can read or listen to it on any device you like. If, within the 30-day guarantee period, you are not convinced this system is going to make you a lot of money…

… simply contact my customer support team and you will receive a prompt refund.

You risk nothing.

It’s up to you now.

Click that button and take your first step to creating sensational ads that will supercharge your business, your wealth, and your life.

To Your Success,

Stan Dahl
CEO, Marketing Rebel LLC

P.S. One more thing…

If you order today, I’ll include two more Special Bonuses.

Limited Time Special
 Bonus Offer!

Special Bonus #1:
John’s Notorious
“Power Words” Report

This report jump starts your ads by providing you with a comprehensive list of emotionally-charged words to make your sales pitch hit your prospect right in their gut, where all buying decisions are made. Even if you decide to return Kick-Ass Copywriting Secrets of a Marketing Rebel, you can keep this report as my gift. Just for giving the course a try.

Special Bonus #2:
Full Membership to The Marketing Rebel Insider’s Club

That’s right. You’ll get a free month of full membership in the Marketing Rebel Insider’s Clubthe online one-stop resource for marketers, entrepreneurs, and copywriters that we’ve been hosting for years.

Here, you get:

  • A rotating archive of proven ads and timeless marketing lessons, strategies, and examples. Each ad is backed up with commentary, insights, and an explanation of how it was created and why it worked. (Swipe files of my ads alone have kick-started the careers of countless copywriters, and fueled the best years of oodles of entrepreneurs.)

  • Unlimited chances to bend the ear of the entire Marketing Rebel Team on ANY biz, marketing, advertising, or even lifestyle questions in our Facebook-like chat stream. Would you like to have a place to turn to experienced marketers and small business owners who have been there and done that… ready to answer whatever questions you have on software, hiring, running a growing business… whatever else is holding you back? Inside the Marketing Rebel Insider’s Club, that’s exactly what you’ll find.

  • Hours of presentations and behind-the-scenes consulting sessions from John's Action Seminar, Hot Seat, and Copywriting Sweatshop events. People paid up $5,000 to be part of just one of these.

This makes the MRIC a tremendous resource to have for advice and tactics on the details of running a business. It’s like a playground, an experimental business laboratory, a wonderful networking environment, and a marketer’s dream for inside info. All packed into a one-stop online club. And it’s all for free while you’re a member.

"Earning a High Six-Figures Annually Online"

"Before I discovered John Carlton I had NO IDEA how to write good copy... and I'll admit I was pretty skeptical about investing in his programs because it just didn't seem possible that I would be able to influence people with print like John does.

Well let me tell you that John's teachings have not only helped me increase conversions by over 511%, but John has been one of the backbones to me earning a high six-figures annually online.

Not only do I use John's strategies in my sales copy and videos, but his tactics have also helped me develop a cult-like following on my blog, making my blog the #1 blog AND website in the world in my niche where I'm able to get as many as 8039 visitors to my blog in one day all from free traffic sources... THAT is the power of the influential writing tactics John showed me how to do.

I love waking up and seeing all the money roll in my bank account... even while I'm off doing whatever the hell it is I want to do"

Chris McCombs,

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"Bite the Bullet!"

"When my copywriting business was operating in the red, I bit the bullet and and invested in John's stuff. Best business decision I ever made. Know why? I started making money. Lots of it. The subtle tweaks and step-by-step systems I learned from John shot conversion rates through the roof. And I confidently raised my fees by 60% because of everything I learned from him... and my fees continue to rise."

[Full Disclosure: Lorrie was not a colleague of ours when she bought and read this course. However, she later got our attention, and has been a trusted colleague for years, and is now a respected teacher in our Simple Writing System mentoring program.]

Lorrie Morgan,

"Brings in The Results!"

"I love your outlook, and your advice cracks me up while bringing in the results."

Author of 
Burn the Fat, Feed the Muscle

Tom Venuto,

"Study Carlton's Copy"

"I study Carlton's copy like a 14 year-old boy reads Playboy. Completely dazzled, entranced and full of desire.

I've read hundreds of books on marketing and copywriting and make my living with it... so I know how to separate the wheat from the chaff in this business.

Every time I think I've hit the nail on the head with my copy, I read one of John's letters and realize how much farther I could go. Ouch... it hurts to say that... but it's true."

Michael Jans,
Insurance Profit Systems Inc.

"John Carlton is one of the best marketers in marketing HISTORY."

I have learned a ton from him... and you should soak up everything from him that you can. It will only help you make more money from your marketing efforts."

[Full Disclosure: We did not yet know or work with John when he sent in this quote.]

John Reese,
Internet Marketing Pioneer

"Massive Breakthrough!"

"I had a massive breakthrough reading your stuff, John. What you taught me generated thousands in extra sales in just 2 weeks! Thanks again."

Jeff Gardner, TX (Update: "After a full month, my take is now even bigger! Note to self: Follow John's advice!")

Jeff Gardner,
Internet Marketing Pioneer

"I Use This Every Time I Write For The Web"

"My highlighter ran out 6 pages into Section 7! This course is going on my A+ shelf of resources I use every time I write a sales letter for my web sites."

Yanik Silver,


"Your course is fantastic. My sales are way up and I am only now getting started fine tuning and testing."

William McCreedy,
Future Trading Secrets

"I Stalk Your Ads"

"Dear John: I consider your copywriting to be so influential on my success, that I've literally stalked your ads and sales letters, purchased countless products and services to get on lists... solely so I could collect (and study) the sales letters that you write. This practice has been like a real-world 'Harvard Business School' education for me. And I know dozens of millionaire business people and successful "guru's" that quietly keep an eye on you, follow all that you do, and consider you a major influence on their success."

Ben Cummings,
Park Place Publishing NY

"John Helped Me Dominate An Entire Asian Market"

"Studying John Carlton's writing, and adapting it to Japanese culture, has allowed me to dominate an entire Asian market. It's just unbelievable what you can do when you learn what's in John's amazing bag of tricks."

Markus Kuroda

"Exact Info, not Found Anywhere Else"

"This is the exact information I wanted, but couldn't find anywhere else! You covered everything the other guru's neglect. I'm keeping your stuff close by."

Wendy Baldwin

"Quitting My Day Job"

"Two months ago I had little hope of making it in this business. Now, after taking John's specific advice, I'm quitting my day job and doing this full time."

April Morelock

"Carlton Got Me FIRED!"

"I had a cush job at one of the world's largest ad agencies. Then I found John's materials, and discovered the how to SELL, not just win awards. The agency hated my new style and gave me the boot. Which was a good thing -- my first year on my own, I'm on pace to earn more than my yearly salary at the agency. Thanks, John."

Matt Marshall

"Free Money!"

"Amazing! My web site conversion rate has nearly DOUBLED, just from what you've taught me. And guess what? Also following your advice, I tested a much higher price... and the conversion rate was not affected at all. That's FREE MONEY without any extra work! You were right, John."

Michael Norman

"You’ve got nothing to lose. And a lifetime of making more sales & more money to gain.